Return of the Stache. Yes it is. So listen carefully. While I sing my comeback song.
For those of you concerned that the ath-eh-lete pornstache is a dying breed, I bring you great news. It's in great shape for the future. If anyone else watched the high school basketball game on espn tonight, they'll agree. Introducing the center for the Arlington Country Day....Jason Bennett!!!! [crowd cheers]
Not only is it a fantastic stache, he is, without question, the love child of Andrew Declercq and Nick Smith. I've never been more happy to have a blog. He's only a junior, SO look out ladies productions will have plenty of time to work on his "game" and be ready for a recruiting battle for his "services". I'm giddy. Hopefully more pictures of this fantastic stache (fan-stache-stic?) (fan-tas-stache?) emerge. I was gonna discuss other things, but Mr. Bennett has blown my mind.
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