Thursday, March 31, 2005

Golf and alcoholism

Ok, so I know the title would make you think the post is about John Daly, I'm sorry to say it isn't. I'm also sorry to say this post isn't about the new cast of the surreal life which will have Jose Conseco AND Bronson Pinchot. It's Balki vs. Balco!!! However, all of this silliness take a backseat to the Cuervo. That's right, I busted it out. If you've been to this site more than once, there's a good chance you know what I speak of. Man-on-man action.

Here's the situation: I've been trying to set a date for the cuervo and been trying to due the first weekend in June, June 3-5. However, there's been some inquiry into changing it. Here's the deal, I need feedback. What is better, June 3-5 or June 10-12? All votes will be counted. Also, I want everyone to e-mail me the list of awards they've won each year. My demands continue...I want no fewer than 12 participants this year. Therefore, those of you who douche out each year...Scott I'm looking directly at you...you're coming this year and I don't care how many basketball pools you're in. It's just over 2 months away and I need to get some plans in order by the end of april. So, if you're reading this, odds are, you're invited. Check that, you are invited...unless you're that 12 year old girl who I got into a comment war with on ebloggy. You're way too old to be invited.

In other news, my first attempt at clothing design was foiled by those damn Norwegians. Also, who said nerds weren't scary. Don't mess with my +9 rage and 10 sided dice!! Nothing quite like being sliced to death by jagged cyber-irony. BOO YEAH!!

5 Comments:

At 12:16 PM, April 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mere mention of Balki Bartokomous makes me want to do the Dance of Joy !!!

- Nips

 
At 12:19 PM, April 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite part of the story about the Swedish Bikini Team (J.V. squad) was the last line. It's totally necessary.

- Nips

 
At 12:54 PM, April 03, 2005, Anonymous torgonator said...

I can probably do June 10-12th. I've already requested June 3rd off of work, so if it's going to change I need to know ASAP.

Here are my awards:

2003
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Last Place (proud moment for me)
*Longest Drive (Hole 9)

2004
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Closest to the Pin (no hole listed... except Nipsy's)
**Flaming-o (with the awesome cheerleader on it)

* - Which I didn't earn
** - Which I TOTALLY earned

 
At 12:16 PM, April 04, 2005, Blogger Jack Fu said...

I'm not entirely certain of my awards, and I'll get back to you once I get a definitive list. I know that I won the Golden Sombrero and the Handicap Runner-up in 2003. And I want to say that I won 2 awards again last year, but I could only find one at home when I looked about 2 months ago, and I can't remember what it was.

 
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