THEN THE DAY IS MINE!!!
Do you know what today is? Do you? DO YOU?
It is the beginning of that most holiest of weekends, where the Cuervo flows like beer, the Flaming-O gets humped, and the shmulligans taste like shmulligans. How many shots will Phil take? How many strokes will Jeff take to finish the round? How many strokes will Evan take in order to hit the nut flush? WE WILL FIND OUT, STARTING TONIGHT.
Also, go Pistons.