Wednesday, September 03, 2008

More Homophobia And Sexism To Get My Point Across

I realize that having a strong conference helps a team get into a better bowl game at the end of the year. Sure, when Northwestern wins we all win, and I even mentioned that in the last post but this rooting for your conference shit has gotten out of hand. The SEC is gay for each other! They're emailing ESPN from Arkansas (surprised me too) about how Georgia shouldn't have lost it's top spot to USC to which I say, "Oh no! The bowl season is almost here, it's urgent to complain about this right now!"

Maybe it's because the Big Ten is like the kinda-fat girl at the dance. She's got great cleavage, but it's all made of mushy fat and on a day to day basis it's not there. Meanwhile the SEC is a firm assed chick while the Pac 10 is more of a pretty face. Well guess what, the reason the Big Ten gets the chance to be crowned is because SHE PUTS OUT! People talk about her and vote for her because at some point in her life she did something for them.

If we should beat USC and still not be ranked #1 I don't see the fine folks of, say, East Lancing writing in and bitching about it. Stop being so gay for your conference and remember how much you hate those people when they're against you that one Saturday per year.


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