Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel
So that site we had talked about on here before, the "Vin Diesel facts" one? Well, it has a bunch of other ones, all about Chuck Norris. Shockingly, I think they're even funnier than the Vin Diesel ones. Rather than plug through the whole swamp of Norris facts, it's probably more convenient to check out this Top 100, as voted on by site visitors. Most of them are really good, but if I had to pick a top 5, they would be:
"Chuck Norris does not hunt, because the word 'hunting' infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."
"Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier."
"Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise, he would have deleted the internet."