So, wait, what do you mean that doesn't count?

I've seen several articles in the past week about now that the Seahawks are playing in the XL Bowl, there are only 6 NFL teams that haven't played in a Superbowl. For those of you that don't know, they are the Cardinals, Texans, Jaguars, New Orleans (it's plural now), and MWBs favorite teams, the Lions and Browns. In these articles, they [goddamn sports writers] keep saying that really only the Cardinals, Lions, Saints count as teams that haven't made it. Here are the reasons....

"The Texans and Jaguars are too new" - I'd agree with this. It's hard to fault teams for not making it when they've only been around a few years.
"The Browns don't count b\c they won at Baltimore" - I'm sorry could you say that again. Here's an actually quote from one of these articles. "Despite what the NFL says and what fans in the two cities think, the old Cleveland is really Baltimore, which won the Super Bowl after the 2000 season. Art Modell owned them, the same guy who owned them in 1966, the first year the game was played. He moved the Browns in 1996 and four years later, they made it to the game in Tampa and beat the Giants."
- My Response: Ahem...FUCK YOU!! I'm sorry dipshit, but winning the superbowl, and sports in general should be about the fans. The fans of that city's team. Modell ripped Cleveland's collective dick off by moving the team and now you think the Ravens' superbowl title should count as somehow relieving the pain of the Browns franchise? It doesn't make it better, it makes it 400 million times worse. And you, moronic sports media, thinking that it somehow counts as part of the Browns makes me crazy, friggin Kill-a-man-Ron-Goldman crazy.

Let me break it down for you this way Mr. Cockface. What if your fat-ugly wife divorces you, goes workout and plastic surgery crazy, becomes "model-hot", and marries Derek Jeter? Then you start complaining that you can't get any hot women, but your friends say, "well, your ex-wife is friggin smokin hot". You think that's gonna make it all better? Fir christ's sake, it's much, much worse. SO SHUTUP!! But yeah, the Lions, they do suck.

Also, I'm angry that WVU lost to Marshall. I need a nap.