The silver lining...

Staying at folks' place for Christmas. Unable to sleep. Go downstairs. Can't watch TV because sister is sleeping on the couch. Decide to serf the interwebs. STUMBLE ONTO COMEDIC GOLD THAT ALSO SERVES AS VALUABLE FIELD TESTING FOR THE LADDER THEORY AND A CAUTIONARY TALE FOR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN ALIKE. Why the HELL have I not been made aware of this site before? Ladies and hombres, I present unto you: Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

You're welcome, motherfuckers.