More than meme's the eye
Okay, the paper is coming along swimmingly (yeah, that's a lie), but I've noticed that reader interaction has been apathetic at best recently. And, since I noticed this little interwebs meme going around the CFB blogging community, I thought we should give it a try here, just so's to get peoples talking. And, uh ... stuff. For flavor, the original is over at Gunslingers, and EDSBS's response is nyah.
To play along, please answer the following questions honestly. If you have "contributor" status and can make posts, please put your response in a post of your own. If you don't have such capabilities, post you answers in a comment to this post. Have fun and be honest. No one likes liars.
1.) What is the worst DVD/video you own? Everyone has one. On the stack of videos there's always one that you got because it was on sale and you planned on renting it anyway, or you got it as a gift, or something. And there it sits. Staring back at you. When friends or acquaintances come over and naturally see what movies you have, you consider it like a puss-filled cold sore, hoping others ignore it but admitting that it's too blatantly obvious, especially considering your own awesome awesome taste in movies. Spousally owned movies do not count (Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde would win in a landslide, but that was the Lady's before marriage and remains hers alone now).
2.) What is the worst concert you've ever seen in person? This is a more open-ended question. It can be a terrible artist that you ended up seeing for some reason (work, a friend had free tickets, you were assigned to write a review). It can be a favorite (or would-be favorite if not for this show) artist who just sucked the o-ring out of an ass on that particular night. Have at it.
3.) What is the worst experience you've ever had at a restaurant? Another open-ended question. This can be poor service, poor food, whatever. It can be a robbery by a crackhead, foiled by quick-footed African janitors. It can be a drive through experience.
4.) What is the worst movie you've ever seen in the theatre? Self explanatory.
5.) What is the worst book you've actually finished? You can't say "I read a few pages and it sucked so bad I put it down..." You have to have finished the book. Fiction or non-fiction. No matter.
6.) Who is the worst looking or least appealing celebrity you would have intimate relations with "just to tell the story"? Assume marital or other obligations did not exist. Assume no consequences arise therefrom. Here's where we find out just how disgusting my readers are. The person must be a celebrity though - as in needs no introduction or explanation. The opposite gender is not required.
Go hog wild.