Response to Nips, plus ... uh, more
Yesterday morning I watched our curling bitches control the entire match with the Suisse, only to gag by allowing a 3-spot in the 10th end. I mean, that was a 2000 TrailBlazers-caliber choke job. And yes, I too masturbated while watching. And then I cried.
I've only caught bits and pieces of the curling action, so I am unfamiliar with the stone-shaped danishes to which Jeff referred. But needless to say, I am intrigued. And hungry. Also aroused and bruised and juicy. So yeah, it's like any other Monday on theblog.net. But with curling pastries.
I appreciate BoD providing us with a link to the site where you can buy the Erotic Curling Book, but ... I mean ... it's just a site where you can buy the Erotic Curling Book, and who wants to do that? (Jeff, put your hand down.) I just wants to see the naked curling bitches! These are the friggin' internets, for crying out loud: they were created to a.) house stupid videos of korean boys lipsynching, and b.) provide every horny teenager with a veritable smorgasbord of nekkid womens a mere mouseclick away. Why no curling bitches? WHY? (Sidenote: here we go.) Also, I have to say I am intrigued by the "BLACK BOOK OF CURLING" advertised at the site. Makes it sound so ... I dunno. Scandalous? Scrumtrilescent? Some mixture of the two? But without a doubt, the best thing provided by BoD's link was this. Now THAT's some curling news!
I'm sure I'm not alone on this, but Sasha Cohen's attractiveness has never been in question. Yes, she was 17 (hey, her birthday is two days after mine! I think I have an "in" for when I inevitably meet her) in '02 - when has that ever mattered? Yeah, I guess I can buy that you thought she looked more like a middle-schooler than a woman. But seven out of 10 figure skaters do. She was very cute back then. But I concur: she has gotten better with age. Filled out a little bit, carries herself a little better. And still purty. She gets a big thumbs-up.
As for Michelle Kwan, I mean, I see what Jeffy's saying, but my agreeance with him is overpowered by my boundless apathy towards figure skating.
Regarding Sharapova v. Kournikova: first, let it be said that you can't go wrong either way. Obviously. But I have to strenuously disagree with Jeff on this one. Maria is hot. She's easily in the top 2 or 3 in any discussion of "hottest female athletes." But Anna is a juggernaut. I can understand someone finding Maria hotter (even though I don't personally agree with it), but adding on that "there's not even an argument anymore"? You're in fantasy land, buddy. But then, with this subject matter, aren't we all?