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If you follow the Cavs as closely as I do through the regular season (checking on them on cbssportsline.com every few nights to see if they're a 4 or 5 seed) then you might be interested to know they had a biracial 3-way. The 11 man trade was so confusing that withleather.com had to take down their original post about it because they screwed up some names (I swear they had something posted and now it's replaced by this hot chick who is wearing see-through clothes. If I sound like I'm trying to draw you to a more interesting blog, then yeah, I am. We're still months away from meaningful NBA games.
The LeBron's pickup Wally (there's no way I'm taking the time to spell his name right, you know who I mean, the white guy who Danny Ferry is now going to vicariously live through), Ben Wallace (wait, is he the really good one who's kinda obnoxious or the okay one who's just kinda obnoxious? Oh, damn it's not Rasheed), and Joe Smith, a #1 pick overall from back when I was still playing Tecmo basketball on my SNES and sure that could have been last week, but this is his 9th team since the 95-96 season. I was going to say that's a lot of moving but I've moved 14 times since then so I won't judge. There might be a 2nd round pick in there somewhere as well.
What does all this mean? The Cavs returning to Finals? No, that won't be interesting.