I would like to blog today's Purdue game. It's on either ABC or ESPN...OR FUCKING BOTH! I HAVE TO WATCH FUCKING NOTRE DAME ON BOTH FUCKING STATIONS AND I DON'T GET TO SEE OHIO STATE! FUCK YOU CHARTER CABLE OF BELLEVILLE, ILLINOIS!
"About as funny as watching a child die of inoperable brain cancer" - a not-so-loyal reader