Monday, February 28, 2005

Mommy, can I sleep in Michael Jackson's bed?

Ok, I don't know how many of you are keeping up with this Jackson heavy-petting case, but you need filled in. We all know he's a nutjob (think about it), but after reading the article covering the trial, I'm pretty sure everyone is. Everything below are excerpts from that article with, of course, my commentary.

"Jackson, 46, is charged with molesting the then-13-year-old cancer patient at his Neverland ranch in 2003, plying him with alcohol and conspiring to hold him and his family captive."
Someone should have told me sooner there was cancer involved. If there's something hotter than a 13-year-old, drunk, cancer patient, I haven't found it.

"[The defense attorney] went on the attack, saying the mother of the accuser fraudulently claimed to many people that she was destitute and that her son needed money for chemotherapy. In truth, he said, the boy's father was a member of a union that covered his medical bills."
Wow, that's a pretty low move by the mother. Exploiting her cancer-ridden child claiming he needs Chemo Vonmoreoften and raking in the fraudulent money. Resourceful, but very, very low.

"The mother also approached comedian George Lopez and a Los Angeles TV weatherman who staged a fund-raiser for the child at a comedy club, the defense attorney said.
"At the fund-raiser, there was (the boy) in the lobby of the Laugh Factory with his hand out, prodded by (his mother)," Mesereau said. "
George Lopez?!?! That's the best she could do? At least she made up for it by going after LA TV weatherman. I'm still chuckling about a mother "prodding" her kid to ask for money. Laugh Factory indeed.

"He said celebrities including Mike Tyson and Jim Carrey turned the family away, but Jackson was too sympathetic. "The most vulnerable celebrity became the mark, Michael Jackson," Mesereau said. "
I don't know about you, but when I think "sympathetic celebrity", Mike Tyson is top of the list.

"But the prosecutor said Jackson had intended to use the boy as part of a comeback attempt by discussing in a television documentary how the singer helped him through his cancer. "
Ok, so this boy is being exploited by his mother, michael jackson, AND cancer. That's not a sentence I ever expected to type.

"When the February 2003 TV documentary "Living With Michael Jackson," aired, showing the pop star holding hands with the boy and saying he allows children to sleep in his bed, "Jackson's world was rocked," Sneddon said. "
What?? He was holding hands and sleeping with little boys!! He knew he was doing these things!! How could he be surprised?!?!

"The molestation began a short time later, Sneddon said."
In the courtroom?

"Sneddon said Jackson told the boy that masturbation was normal, then reached into the boy's underpants and masturbated the boy and himself. The second event occurred the same way, Sneddon said, but Jackson tried to move the boy's arm toward his own genitals and the boy resisted."
So, the cancer kid was ok with MJ strumming the dueling banjos, but didn't wanna repay the favor? You ALWAYS reciprocate!!! That kid is just a Also, Mike has got some talents. Playing whack-a-mole with two hands is tough!! Don't ask how I know.

"The prosecutor alleged that when the boy and his family first visited Neverland, Jackson told the boy to ask his mother if he could sleep in Jackson's bedroom. He said Jackson then showed sexually explicit Web sites to the boy and his own son, Prince Michael, on that visit..."
Just wait, it gets better...
"...When an image of a woman with bare breasts came on the screen, Sneddon said, Jackson turned to the group and said: "Got milk?"
Nothing I could say here would live up to that. He should take that material on the road.

Now for the final touch. (From this article, not from MJ, he does lots of touching) The mother...
"Jackson's attorney, meanwhile, suggested a history of fraud by the mother against others including J.C. Penney, which paid her $152,000 to settle claims stemming from an encounter with security guards when her son left a store with items that had not been paid for. The mother claimed they were battered, held against their will and that she was groped. "
This woman has got some style. Sending her cancer factory to steal and then claiming SHE was the victim. Wow. Wait for it...

"Mesereau said an employee of a law firm that represented the mother in the J.C. Penney suit has come forward and will testify that the mother admitted lying. The employee didn't come forward before because the mother said her husband had a cousin in the Mexican mafia and she feared for her life, Mesereau told the jury."
I can only hope it's George Lopez.

The way I see it, this trial can only get better from here. You know will keep up updated and molest anything we can.


At 12:20 AM, March 01, 2005, Anonymous torgo was in thriller said...

Uhhhh... *blink*.

I don't even know what to say. Keep me posted though on the developments.


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