Friday, January 06, 2006

Marcus Vick Forced to Ball Hard with No One in Particular

Apparently Marcus Vick was under intense scrutiny in the days following his stomping of Elvis Dumervil's calf in the Gator Bowl, and rightfully so, although I can't claim to have seen any press regarding the topic. It was a dirty, dirty move that angered me (and Nipsey, Jack, and Diddy and everyone else watching the game with us) and I'd be upset if it slipped under the radar.

It seems Vick's previous legal issues, coupled with recent legal run-ins and the obvious cleating of Dumervil's leg on national television have finally drawn the last bit of patience out of the Virginia Tech administration. He was kicked off the team earlier today.

Virginia Tech's program isn't exactly a beacon of morality, but it certainly isn't the worst case either. Marcus Vick generated a lot of press and interest in the team, and I, for one, am glad that they were able to pull the trigger here and show some integrity.

I'm also thrilled that this scandal didn't involve an Ohio State player. YAAAAAAAYYY! (Skiing!)


At 6:52 PM, January 06, 2006, Blogger Jack Fu said...

BTW, if you feel like you want to be able to roll around incognito like the Mexico brothers (Ronald and Reginald), in order to commit various misdemeanors or just get your herpes checked out, this is the site for you. I would appreciate it if all five loyal readers of would sign in with their new monikers, post-haste.


Lex Papua New Guinea

At 2:55 AM, January 07, 2006, Blogger Torgonator said...

Fausto South Africa!

At 12:12 PM, January 09, 2006, Blogger Nipsey said...

Kurt Mali

- wait... that sounds way to real compared to your 2. I'm gonna have to try it again.

At 1:18 PM, January 09, 2006, Blogger Nipsey said...

Okay, this time I just put in the name, "Nipsey", and I got:

Bubba Kyrgyzstan

I am appeased.

At 5:08 PM, January 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jean-Claude Tuvalu writes:

Did Duke cut all ties with Christian Laettner after his intentional stepping incident? Just another instance of the man trying to keep a brother down! Fight the power, Marcus. Fight the power. If a man wants to step on another man, I say step. And if a man wants to get Jr. High girls drunk, I say watcha drinkin?!


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