So I was cruising through some of the blogs Fu has linked to on the side bar, and inside one of those they linked to this one. Honestly, I shit myself reading it. The best one I read so far is titled: Professional Tresseling
Here's the first paragraph from it...
"What do a woman and kentucky fried chicken have in common? Once you're done with the breast and thigh, all you're left with is a greasy box. Troy Smith told me that one. He sure does like chicken. "
Just go and read. That's all I can really say.