We'll have to resort to our trusty white guys

Sounds like Oden is leaving. His father said he was. There's a 1% chance that he's not I guess. Maybe Greg hates his Dad as much as the girl pictured below hates her Dad. By staying in college he risks hurting his wrist again, getting into trouble, getting shot up from a crazy shooter because the police send out an e-mail instead of putting the campus on lockdown, and losing out on millions. By staying, he'd win a championship for us. And unless your Dad is the gayest, worst tennis star of all time that would be pointless.