Friday, October 31, 2008

What to do on the bye week

1. Watch a conference with offense
2. Scan facebook for slutty Halloween costume pictures
3. Update fantasy football roster
4. When did NHL start?
5. Scan myspace for slutty Halloween costume pictures
6. Comment with your own suggestions

Sunday, October 26, 2008

When did you get a defense?

I don't know when Penn State got a defense, but damn. Again, our lack of WR's killed us. Too many men focusing on Beanie. Pryor, ugh, kind of a shame, hope he gets over that. Let's look ahead to some positive things (rare for me).
1. We should own Michigan again this year.
2. Outback Bowl? Revenge against Florida?
3. We don't have to play USC again (though I still think we could have won)
4. Next year we'll be good again...right? Don't we always have guys popping out of nowhere (nowhere because I don't read enough OSU message boards), ONE of them has to be a wide receiver with speed and a fresh new line on both side of the ball.
5. Basketball is coming soon!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

The game came on

Thank you ESPN. We've won a few more but we still suck by our standards. Here's who is to blame: Hartline and Robiske lead the way. We usually have a wide receiver step it up and come out of nowhere to become a star. Anthony Gonzalez, Chris Vance, and others have come out of nowhere to become awesome and reliable (those exact words in their scouting reports). This year we have returning starters and they've done NOTHING. Hartline's white so it's like watching Dustin Fox only on offense. "Hey this guy's been around forever, we know his name, he should be goo--oops, he just fucked up." Robiske, who just go overthrown because he's as slow as a white guy, sure as hell isn't Tedd Ginn Jr.

Watching Pryor at quarterback kind of has the feel of Oden when he was still learning, doesn't it? Mistakes that are easy to see on TV along with amazing bursts of natural talent.

At times our team plays like it's game 1 of the season and they aren't used to playing together EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL PLAYED TOGETHER LAST YEAR.

I guess it could be worse. Michigan. Wow. How did they beat Wisconsin? I'm worried because they have nothing left to do in their season but beat us.

As things stand we're up 10 with 5:50 in the 3rd and Purdue will start from the 4. If our defense wants my kudos they'll force and 3 and out setting up another touchdown field goal.

Today's game

I would like to blog today's Purdue game. It's on either ABC or ESPN...OR FUCKING BOTH! I HAVE TO WATCH FUCKING NOTRE DAME ON BOTH FUCKING STATIONS AND I DON'T GET TO SEE OHIO STATE! FUCK YOU CHARTER CABLE OF BELLEVILLE, ILLINOIS!